WAKEY WAKEY, WAGIE
From bagholder
to bagger.
A late-night restaurant staffed entirely by liquidated degens, lonely anons, and people who ordered tendies for two but ate both. The FTX collapse? Three cooks. Luna depeg? Working the grill. Forever alone? Night shift manager. Clock in and convert your tears into tendies.
Clock in · Practice kitchen →Build your kitchen with simulated tokens. No wallet needed. No friends needed either. Unlike Celsius, withdrawals are enabled.
YOUR NEW PORTFOLIO
Grill. Fryer. Copium Fountain. Bags.
Four stations. Upgradeable equipment. The same delusions of grandeur that got you rugged, now applied to fast food. At least the tendies are real.
SHIFT REPORT
> be me
> bought the top
> worked the bottom
> at least the tendies are consistent